(just going to do something really fast, plan on setting down and hammering out some more of the reviews i have written down sparsely soon, but that's not the point now, what is is....)
So, I was watching Deathly Hallows today(might go into details on that) and saw a little 'gem' of a preview for a movie and I shall walk you through it as I was introduced to it, just to share my pain.
Right off the bat, we get to see Daniel Craig; dirty, in the desert, and with a metal bracelet on. First thought: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF a NEW freaking Bond movie that isn't a real Bond movie?-now this isn't fully to do with my dislike of the new direction the Bond Movies have gone in, even though they are atrocious, its kind of the fact that we're supposed to believe that Daniel Craig is supposed to be a sexy, debonair mofo who can bed anyone with a single wink . Seriously, look at the guy, it's like he's been chewing on lemons all day and then was asked to be an extra in Madonna's Vogue video so he's trying to be super-pouty. He looks like he was chiseled out of brick. with a spoon. by the chick from Lionel Richie's "Hello(Is It Me You're Looking For)" video. I know this isn't a legitimate beef, but it just pisses me off.
But then the Banditios form "The Treasure of the Siere Madre" show up and color me right confused. Apparently its a Western... with Harrison Ford wanting to kill Craig(I am SOOOOOOOOOOO hooked now), followed closely by that chick from the new Tron movie with the eyes a bit too big for her head and then Aliens start attacking and Craig steals a page out of Liefeld's book and his fancy bracelet turns into a laser rocket and blasts the gorram ship to hell. Then, just when you're scratching your head and wondering 'what in the name of the armpit of Zeus is going on,' you get treated to the title
COWBOYS AND ALIENS
I facepalmed rather hard at the tile and even more at the simple fact that it is so goddamn stupid I HAVE to see this fucking movie.
Trailers, you SUCK nowadays. you should not be making your audience ashamed of the fact that they'll be seeing you're movie.
and don't even get me STARTED on the Green Lantern Trailer
